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vvankinq:

this is fucked up. this fucked me up. the teachers fucked up by not showing us this fuck up. fuck.

dear god

i’m 28 and never knew this

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"Give yourself over to absolute pleasure."

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eltigrechico:

this actually makes sense. 
people go ‘why does God let bad things happen?’
its because while some poor bastards are being herded into a mass grave somewhere God is busy making sure Kathy in Dunghole, Wisconsin has exactly the right amount of milk for her recipe.
you gotta pick your battles

eltigrechico:

this actually makes sense. 

people go ‘why does God let bad things happen?’

its because while some poor bastards are being herded into a mass grave somewhere God is busy making sure Kathy in Dunghole, Wisconsin has exactly the right amount of milk for her recipe.

you gotta pick your battles

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thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

alright kids this next one’s called hot potato now i wanna see you FUCKING KILL SOMEONE

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

alright kids this next one’s called hot potato now i wanna see you FUCKING KILL SOMEONE

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hipsterloli:

A friend just told me and i had no idea that the 2013 blu ray edition of Matilda had a reenactment of the iconic chocolate cake scene with all the original actors made on their reunion party 

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bloodphoenix:

mayflyofspace:

DINOSAURS LIVED A LIFE OF VIOLENCE AND SODOMY

"radical homosexuality"

bloodphoenix:

mayflyofspace:

DINOSAURS LIVED A LIFE OF VIOLENCE AND SODOMY

"radical homosexuality"

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